The "grab 'em by the pussy" recording was juicy (albeit deeply troubling), but the latest allegations against Trump are on a whole 'nother level. A report claimed that Russian intelligence has footage of the President-elect receiving "golden showers" from a group of whores in the presidential suite of a Moscow Ritz Carlton. Now, the whole world (whether they really want to or not) NEEDS to see the GoldenShowerGate tape, and some companies have even made offers to obtain the footage, which may or may not exist.
Yesterday, a report suggesting that Russia had years' worth of blackmail on Trump leaked online, after it had already been shown to Trump, Obama, and several others by the top-ranking officials in U.S. intelligence. Though the report had many terrifying implications regarding the recent election as well as Russia's potential leverage over the soon-to-be President, the main takeaway was that Trump might enjoy getting peed on.
The adult men's magazine Penthouse is the first notable brand to make a public offer for the alleged Trump footage.
"We, along with the rest of the free world, are intrigued by the reports alleging President-Elect Donald Trump employed sex workers to perform a 'golden showers' show in the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow," Penthouse Global Media CEO Kelly Holland told Complex in a statement Wednesday.
"However, while many media outlets are content running a story based on conjecture and rumor, we at Penthouse are committed to the value of getting the story right rather than getting it first," said Holland. "So we are offering up to $1-million to secure exclusive rights to the FSB tapes documenting Trump's Russian hotel hijinks. After all, seeing is believing."
Let's be clear, the "golden showers" spectacular shouldn't necessarily disgrace Trump in the same way as the leaked audio of him effectively endorsing sexual assault. Every man is entitled to his own kinks. Though, if true, Trump would be complicit in prostitution and would be guilty of adultery, cheating on his dear wife Melania. Keep in mind the report also claims that he committed the lewd act in order to defile the bed that he knew the Obamas had slept in. Judge those transgressions as you will. The main point is that never in world history has a videotape of this nature -- involving a world leader getting drenched in bodily waste -- come into the public's awareness.
To be honest, if this footage exists, it's gotta be worth a helluva lot more than a million bucks.
