As reported by Zay, Sisqo wed his longtime partner Elisabeth Pham. Sisqo joked that his decision was informed by an insecurity that she would one day figure out he was bat shit crazy. Of course, the opposite is true, while Sisqo may very well be a little kooky, it’s not as if Elisabeth isn’t consummately aware of his idiosyncrasies, every last one of them. Sisqo and Pham have been an item for years, and have two children together, whom they raise in the suburbs of Minneapolis. Hope that doesn’t ruin your mental image of Sisqo parading behind a linen chest.

At their wedding reception, Sisqo did the most predictable things in his playbook, taking a moment to serenade his guests with a ever-so scandalous version of his hit record the “Thong Song.” Although footage is not readily available, the Baltimore Sun, a leading publication in his hometown, published an eye-witness account of it taking place.

following the publication in his hometown paper, Sisqo spoke of his wedding rendition along the following lines: “I initially sang ‘Thong Song’ about the first thong that I ever saw, so it was only right to sing it about the last one I will ever see… in private, that is.” There is life after “thong”.. or rather “thong” after marriage, whichever comes last.