Tiffany Haddish has signed an NDA over Beyonce incident, sealing her lips for eternity.
Tiffany Haddish has signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement, barring her from speaking on Beyonce's alleged biting incident, for the rest of time. The conditions of the agreement are simply stated. Tiffany shared the news via Instagram Live, taking a moment to catch up with her fans while at the hair salon. She stopped short of describing the situation, which she evidently saw with her own eyes.
"NDAs are real y’all. NDAs are real. So, I’m not saying s–t about nothing."
Tiffany then advised her fans to stay away from Beyonce's beyhive following, proposing they research real world issues instead.
“People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes, because taxes are due real soon. Can your children read and write? Have you been working with on them their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on. But y’all wanna know … everybody going crazy about who bit Beyoncé.”
So far "Hollywood" has remained mum on the incident. A lot of key players were in attendance when Beyonce was allegedly bit by a woman who got a little touchy feely with her hubby. The silence over the incident is deafening, only adding fuel to conspiracy theories of a secret society taking orders from Bey and Jigga at high command. But in the spirit of objectivity, I'll take my chances elsewhere.