Just when you thought the world was getting strange, Jay-Z pops up on Instagram Live. Yes, the same Jay-Z that tweets once in a blue moon and has no trace of an Instagram profile. So when Young Guru hopped on Instagram Live with The Bullits while Jay-Z was in the room, things got a little weird when Jay-Z was accused of stealing a black leather bag with toilet paper in it. Yes, you read that right.
The Bullits and Young Guru were on Instagram Live when the former began begging to speak to Jay. "I just need to speak to Jay," The Bullits demands.
"I can hear you, go ahead," Jay replies.
"I just need you to come to the camera," The Bullits pleaded. Though his efforts to come face-to-face with Jay-Z failed, The Bullits prefaced his little rant by letting Jay know he's one of the greatest to ever do it. "I have no idea what's going on," Jay replied.
"The reason I'm saying that Jay is because you have an amazing memory so don't feign a bad memory when I tell you -- you stole my leather backpack with my aloe vera toilet paper in it. It was you," he said while Young Guru's threw his hands in disappointment and Jay laughed in the background. "Look, here's the thing. What'd you get the billionaire greatest rapper alive of all time that has everything?" The Bullits continued. "Homemade, by his mom, aloe vera toilet paper. It was you, Jay," The Bullits continued. "I went through all the suspects since the Gold Party."
Guru grew more fed up while The Bullits continued to fire shots at Jesse Williams, Ellen Pompeo, and Tiffany Hadish who apparently started a rumor that his breath smells bad.
"Is this like a tissue challenge?" Jay asked after The Bullits continued to demand for the toilet paper and backpack. "Wait, wait. Let me ask you a question. And this a serious question.... James, have you not wiped your bum since the gold party?" Jay asked before Guru started cracking up. Guru got fed up and began lashing out at The Bullits for wildin' out.
"I got some advice. If you're backpack is really missing and this is really true," Jay began. "Allegedly, because we on live TV or whatever this shit is. The person that took your backpack killed Rex Mills. Find that person, you find that backpack... allegedly," Jay added. "Who is above your pay grade? Take what I told you... allegedly."
The Bullits has been pestering many people associated to Jay-Z about this backpack but I guess the real question now is: Who killed Rex Mills?
Peep the madness in the clip below.
