"Goon Squad, assemmmmmmmble!!!!"
Last night, Lil Wayne was performing in Garden City, Idaho when a beverage flew at him. While Wayne was able to dodge it like Neo in the Matrix, the flung projectile was enough to draw the full extent of his ire. Immediately after the incident occured, he stopped "A Milli" mid song to address the crowd. "Let me tell you somethin'," Wayne says, "I don't know if you thought I was a busta, but I'm rich, so I brought all my backup, watch this. Goon squad, come here. Goon squad, I say every goon that's with me come in baby."
After a gang of goons flood the stage, Wayne ends the show, dropping the mic and storming out to a futile chant of "Weezy."