Welcome to this week’s ‘140 Bars Or Less’ post where we look at the “best-in tweet” in the world of Hip Hop. This week Big K.R.I.T. looks for ass on ‘discount’, Eminem lives ‘Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous’, and Rihanna and Nicki ‘go together’.
Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter. Â Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists. Â The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.
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10. Â Ludacris
Cris is right, thereâs no reason a talented multi platinum recording artist should have lots of sex alone. For those of you who might not share Ludaâs advantages in meeting members of the opposite sex donât worry, heâs still giving you the go-ahead to have sex alone, just not âlots ofâ it.
9. Â The Game
Ladies, Iâm empathetic to your plight, youâre under a lot of pressure to maintain an image, and maybe you werenât born with the genes to have long lustrous hair. But if youâre putting enough pins, products and lord knows what else, on your head that your hair is as sharp as Kung Laoâs hat then you probably have overdone it.
8. Â Royce da 5'9
Detroit firemen â This is my place of birth and I can tell you that at this point setting a fire in Detroit is like flooding your bathtub in New Orleans during Katrina. Laid off firemen setting fires to create more work is a horrific thought. Thatâs like a homicide detective staging murders to ensure his department gets more fundingâ¦wait, didnât that happen in Season 5 of âThe Wireâ?
7. Â Eminem
Robin Leach â Now, Eminem is brushing shoulders with Robin Leach? People will begin to wonder about Shady Aftermath if we find out Dr. Dre plays polo with Donald Trump.
6. Â Nicki Minaj
We all know the refrain âracks on racks on racksâ but this would be âass on ass on ass.â Think I might have to borrow binoculars, âHi, Rihannaâ¦â
5. Â Just Blaze
Thatâs about the most lewd censored tweet Iâve seen. Blaze is right though, going to a rave sober is like going to the skating rink in sandals.
4. Â Big K.R.I.T.
Depends what kind of coupons youâre referring to. Better not be the favor type lame-ass people get for the person theyâre dating like âRedeemable for one back rub.â Also, if youâre bringing a girl somewhere on a first date that accepts coupons then youâre already screwed (figuratively, definitely not literally).
3. Â Juelz Santana
I know right, and this beef was apparently all over just Rihanna? Seriously though, Iâd bottle my own grandmother if it meant I got to get with Rihanna and Nickiâ¦ âHi, Rihannaâ¦â
2. Â Chris Brown
â I really hope Brown is referring to himself and not taking a stab at Drake. Brown is the one known for pulling many tantrums, and then there was that time he did that pretty horrible thing to a pretty and wonderful girl âBye, Rihannaâ¦â. If you canât handle VIP bottle service with your boys, and a bunch of bodyguards around you then I donât know what you can handle.
1. Â Soulja Boy
Basically, Soulja Boy was in a car accident while driving his Bentley rendering it inoperable, and before you could say âSuperman that hoâ¦.â he purchased an Audi. Twitter then showered him with well wishes and envy, as he told fans his life is more important than a $250K carâ¦he paid cash forâ¦and then replaced with a 2013 Audi. His life might be more important than that, donât know about everyone elseâs though.