Thanks to his new GoFundMe campaign, you can now pay Vince Staples to "shut the fuck up."
Vince Staples is a notoriously dry, sarcastic person. He does not care what you think, nor will he ever. Whether he's answering Reddit AMA questions with a comedic sense of brevity or taking to stage in a bulletproof vest, performing over intense, deep-house inspired production, Vince has always remained to true self. While many enjoy his refreshingly blunt persona, there are some who feel some type of way about Vince's entire demeanor.
If you count yourself among the latter camp, Vince has come up with the perfect solution for you. It might cost you some hard earned ducats, but if you find yourself truly seething every time he speaks, then it may very well prove a worthwhile investment.
The Big Fish Theory rapper has officially launched a GoFundMe Page for everyone who wants him to "shut the fuck up." For the meager price of two million dollars, Vince will retire from the game, move to Palmdale, and buy a Honda. "On GoFundMe.com you can decide to donate to the cause of 2 million dollars, which will allow me to shut the fuck up forever and you will never hear from me again. No songs, no interviews, no anything," explains Vince, in the video PSA. "If not, you can choose to let me do what the fuck I want to do, when I want to do it. Get off of my d***, or fund my lifestyle. The choice is yours. Either way we appreciate you.”
Check out the campaign page here. As of now, Vince has raised $67 dollars.