The Cool Kids Drop "Ripple" Their Cryptocurrency Banger

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"Spending Ripple on the whips."

The Cool Kids still care about their appearance in 2018. In keeping with the times, Chuck Inglish and Sir Michael Rocks are happy to pronounce "cryptocurrency" as the new rage. "They taking bitcoin in the strip club" is the refrain we have waited 12 months to take hold. It's taken this long for ATM technology to see implementation. What's a Ripple? Why or how does it depreciate.. Who even knows? Realistically we only possess the brain power to make dinner reservations on a third party application. So what's the hitch Cool Kids? Let us in.

The Cool Kids pride themselves on being "Cool" in the simplest terms. Ten years ago, they were at the vanguard of music bordering on Miami Bass, several years after the musical genre had regrettably perished. Nowadays you can't walk a hundred steps without seeing a nod to the past. Revivalist culture is an easy answer to questions of authenticity. On "Ripple," The Cool Kids are taking a bold step forward.

Quotable Lyrics:

I buy some Ripple then I buy a Wraith
They taking Bitcoin in the strip club
Lil strips for the tips.
Spending Ripple on the whips.


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