Kanye West's Twitter dominance continued last night when he announced that he was changing the title of his album -- AGAIN. First So Help Me God, then SWISH, then WAVES, and now a mysterious acronym: TLOP.
What does TLOP stand for??? Kanye promised free Yeezys to anyone who correctly decoded the acronym, thus sending his 18+ million Twitter followers on a wild goose chase into the mind of Kanye for the answer.
Discussions on Reddit, Twitter, and HNHH have yielded some promising suggestions that inspired the he HNHH staff to come up with our own list of acronyms.
Click through the galleries to see our list, as well as five of the best TLOP-nyms the internet has produced.
TLOP Theories
Inspired by the people of the internet putting their heads together to decode TLOP, the HNHH staff decided to do the same. Below are some of our favorites that we came up with... Any contenders here?
The Last One... Probably
Too Lit Off Patron
TBH, Louis Over Prada
Twist Left Open PeanutButter
The Lamar Odom Project
Teaching Lames Our Prestige
Taking LSD, Over-Producing
True Love of Pants
Totally Lascivious Orifice Pleasuring
Traversing Lands Of Pleather
THIS LEATHER OVER PRICED
THIS LEATHER OVER PRICED from u/mcaxag
The good people of r/HHH came up with some promising TLOP-nyms, few better than THIS LEATHER OVER PRICED, conceived by u/mcaxag. If Kanye ever admits that his line of YEEZY apparel is indeed a tad overpriced, we hope his admission comes in the form of an all-caps album title.
The Largest Outdoor Pool
The Largest Outdoor Pool from u/ExposDeezNuts
Next, u/ExposDeezNuts plied a bit of topical humor with his suggestion: The Largest Outdoor Pool. In his "Summer Sixteen," Drake emphasized that his pool is bigger than Kanye's.
"Now I got a house in LA, Now I got a bigger pool than Ye/
And look man, Ye’s pool is nice, mine's just bigger's what I’m saying"
If Kanye takes ExposDeezNuts' advice, he can put an end to the pool debate once and for all.
To Limp O Pimperfly
To Limp O Pimperfly from u/Setherex
Kanye's spirit animal is surely the Pimperfly. No one knows exactly what it is, or how it got here, but people respect it. With the title To Limp O Pimperfly, postulated by u/Setherex, Kanye could simultaneously tip his cap to Kendrick Lamar's To Pimp a Butterfly, and lay out a blueprint of how one emotionally injures the elusive Pimperfly.
Tautological Latitudinarianism Obsequiously Philosophizing
Tautological Latitudinarianism Obsequiously Philosophizing from "Supreme Vermin"
With all due to respect to Lord Pills suggest "The Love of Penis," the best HNHH user discussion was Tautological Latitudinarianism Obsequiously Philosophizing, put forth by "Supreme Vermin." If TLOP is Kanye's attempt to flex his lyrical muscle/assert his mastery of the English language, don't be surprised if this is the title that makes the cut.
The Laptop Once Purloined
The Laptop Once Purloined from @Rene
Not only was Twitter user @Rene able to snag one of the prized first-name only Twitter handles, he came up with a first rate TLOP theory: The Laptop Once Purloined.
One of the main themes of TLOP that we can glean thus far is Kanye's anger towards his cousin, who stole a laptop that allegedly houses a Kanye-Kim sex tape. He references the cousin on both "Real Friends" & "No More Parties in LA." The Laptop of The Laptop Once Purloined does have to refer to that particular laptop -- it could be a poetic extended metaphor for Kanye's emotions, creativity, & ambition.
