On the eve of 4/20, the connoisseurs are meditating body and mind alike for the gauntlet that lies ahead. Count Lil Debbie among their ranks. In fact, the rapper is no stranger to the art of rolling up, a point she made abundantly clear during a visit to our offices. Sitting down for the latest installment of "How To Roll A Backwoods," Debbie came through with some essential tips for your next smoke session. Pineapple Express once taught us that being a "lingerer" is never welcome, a point with which Lil Debbie agrees wholeheartedly.
"I'm very picky with who I smoke with," explains Debbie. "I'm aware that some people cannot handle their weed, and I'm not the bitch to be around when you can't handle your weed." When asked for any crucial advice for the smokers out there, she ponders for a moment. "Don't get high and overstay your welcome," she says. "I've definitely smoked weed with motherfuckers who overstayed their welcome, and you gotta be like...get the fuck up out of here!" She also takes issue with a stoner who "drops everything, is clumsy, and that stays too long."
You heard her. Don't linger.
