Wisconsin Teacher Admits To Repeatedly Taking Dumps In Public Parks

BYAron A.Updated on September 26, 20222.4K Views

A music classroom stands empty at the Middle School on May 14, 2014 in Seifhennersdorf, Germany. The state of Saxony officially closed the Seifhennersdorf Middle School in 2012 after only 38 students registered, two short of the 40 the state required to keep the school open. Rather than agree to the school's closing, a group of parents and other volunteers have since assumed the duties of teachers and staff themselves and are trying to get recognition of their "illegal" school through a court case that now lies with Germany's Federal Constitutional Court. Eleven 6th graders attend the school, even though the state does not recognize their enrollment. School closings across Germany have reached epidemic proportions with 6,100 closures between 2003 and 2013, due in large part to Germany's low birth rate, a phenomenon typical across much of Europe. In Saxony the low birth rate has combined with a steady migration of young people to big cities and to western Germany and the number of schoolchildren has fallen by close to 50% and led to the closure of 1,000 out of a total of 2,500 state schools since 1989.

Jeffrey S. Churchwell has interesting ways of spending his downtime.

An English teacher in Wisconsin, who's retiring later this month, has told the court that he was the culprit behind trails of feces in a public court. According to WBAY, Jeffrey S. Churchwell was charged after he was caught on his way to defecate on a building in Whitewater's Natureland Park.

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Churchwell recently admitted to the acts in court that over the past two years, he would take dumps on the building out of convenience and for the sake of being disrespectful. He said that sometimes, he'd go to the building a few times throughout the day to handle his business.

On Oct. 8th, Walworth County Highway Shop tipped off authorities of a man who's been taking dumps on the side of their building and leaving trails of toilet paper behind. A cop pulled over Churchwell's car, stopping him before showing the retired teacher pictures of himself in the midst of the act. Apparently, his head dropped in shame before confirming that he was, indeed, taking a "number two."

“I’m so disappointed in myself,” Churchwell said in an email to the arresting officer. “I have the great opportunity to teach ‘Political Rhetoric.’ … In this class, I stress the importance of involved citizenship. And then there I am being a lousy citizen of Walworth County,” he added. “As well, after REALLY thinking about why I did what I did,” the email continued, “I came to the conclusion that I allowed my thrill-seeking, self-indulgent pride and ego both get the best of me.”

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