Orlando Brown has been through the ringer the past few years. From getting Raven Simone tatted on his neck, revealing the ink to the world in his mugshot after being arrested for breaking into his friend's restaurant; to being filmed in sweatpants and bare feet, carrying a box of wine like a briefcase, Brown has been down-and-out, to say the least. Enter Dr. Phil.

Brown's friend brought him to the show, saying that he did so "because Orlando, he has a mental problem and he's burnt so many bridges no one wants to deal with him. If you can't help he does not have a chance," citing the fact that Brown believes Michael Jackson is his father and that he owns Neverland. All anyone could think about while watching this, I'm sure, is Brown's eyes.

These are not his innocent brown eyes of old, but rather snake eyes. He is actually wearing snake contact lenses on the show (see for yourself below). When Dr. Phil asks him why he's got those contacts in, Brown emits a stiff laugh and then replies, as if it's the most natural thing in the world, that "they're my Michael Jackson eyelids, it's for 'Thriller.'"