The controversy continues.
Since the release of his new albumÂ Yeezus, Kanye West has faced criticism from the religious community as well as the American Parkinson Disease Association, who took offense to his "got this bitch shakin' like Parkinson's" line on "On Sight".Â Now, the Association of French Bakers has penned an open letter to Yeezy concerning his demand for the speedy delivery of croissants in "I Am A God", one of the more controversial cuts from the album.Â
Most of you are probably familiar with the offending lines. They sparked a burst of memes around the time the track came to light: "I am a god /Â So hurry up with my damn massage /Â In a French-ass restaurant /Â Hurry up with my damn croissants."Â
You can read the letter in its entirety below, and the rest of the words to "I Am A God" over atÂ GotBars.Â
Thoughts on this?Â
An Open Letter To Kanye West From The Association Of French BakersÂ
Regarding Croissants In "I Am A God"
Association of French Bakers
900 Rue Vielle du Temple
To Monsieur Kanye West:
Congratulations on the birth of your daughter, Nord! This is a truly auspicious time for youâââand so it is with great sadness that we must lodge a formal complaint against the song âI am a Godâ from your new album Yeezus.
Our organization represents bakers across France, many of whom have taken great offense at this particular rhyming couplet:
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
Assuming you, as a man of means, dine exclusively at high-end restaurants and boulangeries during your voyages to Paris, it could not be possible that the delay of your "damn" croissants originated from slow service. And certainly, you are not a man to be satisfied with pre-made croissants from the baked goods case reheated and tossed out on a small platter. Noâ - âyou had demanded your croissants freshly baked, to be delivered to your table straight out of the oven piping hot.
And it was with great joy you ordered croissantsâ - not crÃªpes or briochesâ - because only croissants can proudly claim that exquisite combination of flaky crust and a succulent center. The croissant is dignifiedâ - not vulgar like a piece of toast, simply popped into a mechanical device to be browned. Noâ - the croissant is born of tender care and craftsmanship. Bakers must carefully layer the dough, paint on perfect proportions of butter, and then roll and fold this trembling croissant embryo with the precision of a Japanese origami master.
This process, as you can understand, takes much time. And we implore the patience of all those who order croissants. You may be familiar with the famous French expression, "A great croissant is worth waiting a lifetime for." We know you are a busy man, M. West, but we believe that your patience for croissants will always be rewarded.
We could easily let this water pass under the bridge, as they say, but we take your lyrics very seriously. From the other lines in the song, we have come to understand that you may in fact be a "god." Yet if this were the caseâ - and we, of course, take you at your wordâ - we wonder why you do not more frequently employ your omnipotence to change time and space to better suit your own personal whims. For us mere mortals, we must wait the time required for the croissant to come to perfect fruition, but as a deity, you can surely alter the breadâs molecular structure faster than the speed of light, no? And with your omniscience, perhaps you have something to teach us about the perfect croissant. We await your guidance and insights.
We appreciate your continued patronage of French culture. (Your frequent references to menage perhaps speak an interest in the structure of the French household?) We hope from the deepest recesses of our hearts, however, that in the future you give croissants the time they need to fully mature before you partake. With that, we say, adieu. And our member Louis Malpass from Le Havre wants you to know that he loves "Black Skinhead."
Association of French Bakers