It’s hard to wonder what’s going through the mind of a stage rushing fan. They simply do not operate on the same wavelength as the average person. Basic concepts like consequences or personal space seem lost on them. And yet the dedication to their sole purpose of touching a celebrity is almost noble in its stupidity. 

At a recent Chris Brown concert, one fan got a harsh lesson in consequences. The young woman climbs onto stage, positioning herself for a premium face-to-crotch view before she is seized by her dangling hair and pulled back with the ferocity of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The fan falls back into the crowd, while Chris Brown continues performing like a true professional, unfazed by the incident.