Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter. Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists. The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.
This week in "140 Bars Or Less", Ice T and Bun B gather their rations during Hurricane Sandy, N.O.R.E. answers collect calls and endorses diversity, and Miley Cyrus breaks your "achy breaky heart" on Halloween.
Check out the article's official Twitter account @140BarsOrLess, where we re-tweet hilarious tweets during the week that did not make the list. If you see any tweets you think should be included in the article then hit me up on Twitter @140BarsOrLess or @BrandonBombay.
Game isn't the first rapper on 140 Bars to tweet about stripclub chicken wings, but he is the first to post an Instagram pic of it.
Honest question: is it less hygienic to have your paws all over those singles on the ground before eating your wings, or less hygienic to have your hands all over a stripper before rubbing your fingers on your food?
9. IGGY AZALEA
I'm hungry for waffles or anything covered in maple syrup (almost anything, no need to get yourselves sticky for nothing) BYE!— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) October 30, 2012
Iggy Azalea + 2lbs of Honey Garlic Wings + Stripclub = "Sticky" Bliss
If y'all win, I'll release nudes. If y'all lose, you make a video chewing condoms. #THCCODTournament— Honey Cocaine(@QueenHoneyC) October 31, 2012
Who's going to man-up here? Somebody step up and take one for the team. C'mon, chewing condoms can't be that much different than putting a balloon in your mouth right? Nah, you're right, it's probably not worth it. What are the odds a girl would follow through on an internet promise anyway?
7. ICE T
Day#2 SANDY Update:Second day NO power. Can't heat Hotpockets! Cell signal very low. Gas stations closed. Rationing Koolaide. No ZOMBIES yet— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) October 31, 2012
Luckily for Ice, Hurricane Sandy didn't have a prolonged stay. With rations like Hot Pockets and Kool Aid dude isn't lasting much longer than 72 hours.
Luckily for us, Ice's girl CoCo was on hand to battle Sandy into submission...
6. BUN B
East Coasters catch your respective recreational stimulant supplier immediately. Only thing worse than no power is no buzz with no power.— Bun B (@BunBTrillOG) October 29, 2012
Speaking of "hurricane rations", here's one that most of us can get on board with.
5. JUICY J
Canadiankush— juicy j (@therealjuicyj) October 31, 2012
Here's future Mayor of Winnipeg, Juicy J, endorsing the Manitoba kush.
I answer all jail calls no matter what— S.U.P.E.R.T.H.U.G(@noreaga) November 1, 2012
I LOVE TO PARTY WIT MY WHITE FRIENDS THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK— S.U.P.E.R.T.H.U.G(@noreaga) November 1, 2012
Wonder if he lets his white non-thug friends rhyme along to "Super Thug" when it comes on.
Also, Max B should holler at Noreaga.
Fuck you Ross Barnett i know the maggots in your coffin puked while eating your guts .....you rotten ass racist motherfucker you....— SCARFACE (@BrotherMob) November 1, 2012
Good to see Scarface has no problems letting go of things and not holding a grudge.
2. CHRIS BROWN
Chris Brown dressing up as someone with an "explosive" temper for Halloween?
1. NICKI MINAJ (MILEY CYRUS)
Forget for a second that she looks like a fit Peg Bundy. Is this what it would look like if Miley "Gwen Stefani" Cyrus had a kid with Nicki Minaj? If so, then Science, please hurry up and make this happen.