Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter. Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists. The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.
After last week's "Special Edition" of 140 Bars, we recommence your regularly scheduled article. This week Joey Budden is on his early morning creep, Fabolous combines two of our favorite things, and Rihanna's ass is about to explode.
Strip club wings > Everything— Fabolous (@myfabolouslife) August 27, 2012
Strip clubs have been a point of interest of many rappers featured in this column, but Fab is the first to broach the subject of dining at a Gentleman's Club. Some prudes are repulsed at the idea of stuffing food down your gullet while surrounded by naked women. Personally, I think it's always a good idea to combine two things you enjoy: booze and movies, or video games and blowjobs, to name two. If you're at a strip club enjoying the sights then you might as well enjoy some delectable wings as well. Just make sure you wash your hands first.
Machine Gun Kelly (@machinegunkelly) August 26, 2012
Speaking of combining naked women and eating...MGK puts on a show while on stage, burying his face in synthetic female genitalia.
Yea i only follow hoes cuz u niggas is WAY mo groupyfied den da bitches!! Yall a exceed a nigga DM limit wit BS!!— GUNPLAY (@GUNPLAYMMG) August 29, 2012
You know when a girl hollers, and it’s just as friends, or it's someone you have zero interest in? Take that feeling and multiply it by three, and you'll see what it's everytime a guy DMs you on Twitter unprovoked . As an editor on this site, I know the feeling all too well.
7. Joe Budden
Where r all the beautiful women friends of mine when I need them, lol.. (If Ur up call me pls, need a favor... Really, lol)— Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) August 29, 2012
Budden appears to be redefining the "late night creep", by moving it to early morning. It's quite genius actually, taking a brazen approach and announcing he's looking for his "beautiful female friends" so early. No one would suspect what his ulterior motives truly are.
6. Swizz Beatz
I can't take my dad nowhere pt9 .I take him to meet Mike at his crib his ass don't took mike belt out the ca instagr.am/p/Osm4r6yDNs/—SWIZZ BEATZ (@THEREALSWIZZZ) August 24, 2012
Wow Swizz’s dad has some big balls. I’d rather try stealing Mike Tyson’s tiger then fuck around with the champ's belt.
5. Mack Maine
I don't blame u homey...I blame ya girlfriend!!!! Ladies stop making these ducks feel special Pwetty Pwease!!! (no typo)— Mack Maine (@mackmaine) August 30, 2012
Well, he did ask nicely. Speaking of asking nicely, Mack, can you just get Wayne to drop D4 already...please!
I ate like 7 mini churros lastnight! Like, why? I didnt have to go that far— Rihanna (@Rihanna) August 26, 2012
Gotta be careful when you eat those RiRi, them churros will go straight to your ass...
3. The Weeknd
the people who were apart of the total recall remake need to kill themselves real slow.— The Weeknd (@theweekndxo) August 30, 2012
You cannot remake an Arnold Schwarzenegger classic without having him in it, everyone involved should be ashamed. That is, everyone besides Kate Beckinsale, and the three-breasted woman.
2. Mac Miller
My homies from school are the nastiest on twitter All on that twitter after dark ratchet shit lol but on it all day Just tweetin bout fuckin— Mac Miller (@MacMiller) August 26, 2012
Twitter is like BET. During the daytime, you have your standard, usually censored version, and late at night, when decent folks are asleep, you have your uncensored version, "Twitter After Dark". Much like "BET After Dark", you'll find a lot more strippers, and women who work in the adult industry tweeting late.
1. Slim Thug
Now that I'm driving I can tell I'm still a Lil drunk— slim thug (@slimthugga) August 29, 2012
I never get pulled over in the jeep they think I'm a white boy— slim thug (@slimthugga) August 29, 2012
Pretty crafty on Slim's part here, imparting advice on ducking racially-profiling dickhead cops. Check out the guys in the picture below, you think they got pulled over? Hell no. Drunk as hell, leaving the beach, still drinking in the jeep, and posting pics of it online.