Welcome to this weekâs â140 Bars Or Lessâ post where we look at the âbest-in tweetâ in the world of Hip Hop. This week MGK is a numb-nuts, T-Pain ponders a style change, and Slim Thug is NOT the father.
Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter. Â Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists. Â The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.
Check out the official "140 Bars Or Less"Â Twitter accountÂ here, where we post evenÂ more re-tweets. Â If you see any tweets by known rappers you think should be included then let usÂ knowÂ @140BarsorLess
10. Â Bow Wow
Yo! A girl hits you and goes "So.. U dont remember me? Fellas you ever replied "I dont remember but did we Fu**? Cuz if so.. Hahahaâ Bow Wow (@BowWow) July 25, 2012
To be fair, the man has been famous since before he was old enough to take an interest in girls. Â He can be forgiven if he doesn't remember every single girl he's been with. Â Bow Wow probably needs to hire an assistant to keep an Excel spreadsheet, or some kind of database to track this info.Â
9. Â Slim Thug
A girl calledâ slim thug (@slimthugga) July 24, 2012
@ricogee saying I got her pregnant 7yrs ago after a showso I told her send me a pic the girl didn't look like me
I've been waiting for this moment for awhile, when Twitter merges with the Maury Povich Show. Â "Slim Thug, in the case of Rico Gee's 7 year old daughter...you are NOT the father!" Â Hopefully, rappers, and even NBA players (*ahem Shawn Kemp*) continue to do this.Â
8. Â Curren$y
If that one chick hadn't turned Manolo down and walked away,Tony may have been chainsawed into bits too...â Spitta (@CurrenSy_Spitta) August 1, 2012
You know the scene in Scarface, Manny is chilling on his Caddy waiting for Tony, who is strung up in the bathroom about to be hacked up with a chainsaw. Â Manny eventually comes at the last minute and saves Tony.Â
Spitta employing the Butterfly Effect theory: what happens if Manny stays in the car with the hot blonde he hit on? Â In that world, Manny probably rises to the top of the drug cartel, marries Tony's sister, and they have a son, TJ (Tony Junior). Â At the height of his power, Manny contracts a VD from some Miami ratchet and dies. Â Not nearly as climactic as the original ending.Â
7. Â N.O.R.E.
Camouflage hat red shirt blue shorts brugenday lebrons damn I don't match for shit lolâ S.U.P.E.R.T.H.U.G(@noreaga) August 1, 2012
Is this what gangsta's mean when they say they're gonna make you "black and blue, and red all over"?Â
6. Â T-Pain
Best. Idea. Ever. I may get my shit like this. instagr.am/p/NxOvJIIm-5/â T-Pain (@TPAIN) August 1, 2012
Please Lord, let T-Pain adopt this hairstyle.
5. Â Honey Cocaine
Why did a ball of weave just fall through my balcony?â Honey Cocaine(@SochittaSal) July 23, 2012
Recently HNHH had a chance to catch up with Honey Cocaine, and whoÂ is the complete package with talent, personality, and looks to spare. Tyga'sÂ gotta hook our girl up, cause there's no reason she should be staying in a place where hair weaves are rolling past her balcony like tumble weeds in the Wild West.Â
4. Â Rihanna
Bartending lastnight, dropped a bottle, broke it, my foot is still bleeding!!!â Rihanna (@rihanna) July 23, 2012
If Rihanna was a bartender, I wonder how often guys would make the obvious inappropriate "just the tip?" joke when tipping her.Â
3. Â Talib Kweli
My guitar player shorted out an amp with a spilled glass of Jack Daniels. Now I gotta pay for it. Rock star life!â Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) July 22, 2012
One of the rare times when adding Jack Danielâs into a situation doesnât improve it.
2. Â Common
Not in Foreclosure!But can I Borrow a Dollar?LOL!!!â COMMON (@common) July 23, 2012
Common was in the news recently as heâs reportedly being evicted from his home.
1. Â Machine Gun Kelly
I have this one soap that makes my balls numb. Its an adventure everytime.â Machine Gun Kelly (@machinegunkelly) July 22, 2012
Personally, Iâm against anything that causes a numbing sensation down there, but whatever floats your boat.