Tiffany Haddish Explains Her Very Scientific Reason For Collecting Penis Pictures

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Host Tiffany Haddish speaks onstage during the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards at Barker Hangar on June 16, 2018 in Santa Monica, California.

Tiffany Haddish is a professor of "Penialtology."

It's long been confirmed that Tiffany Haddish has no reservations about doing some pretty wild things, but according to her, there's a method to her madness. Tiffany recently joined Jada Pinkett Smith on the latest episode of her Facebook talk show, Red Table Talk, where Tiffany outlined how her bizarre ritual of demanding dick pics from the guys she's dating helped her understand them better. 

"I was doing research. So basically, because I’m a scientist. I’m a penialtologist," Tiffany claims. "When I was younger, anytime I would go on a date I would ask a guy if I could see his penis, and then I would pull out my disposable camera and I would ask him if I could take a picture of your penis."

Typically, one might wait until at least the second date before demanding to see a picture of a man's penis, but the men she was dating were more than happy to oblige. Tiffany would usually coax them into taking the picture by telling them, "I just want to remember your penis."

From there she could make all kinds of assumptions based on what she saw in the photo. It wasn't just the man's penis she was looking at, rather, it was their hands.

"“From their hands, you can see, dirty nails, dirty dick," Tiffany tells Jada. "The tip of their penis usually match their fingernails. It ain’t about the feet. It’s never about the feet. Check them hands. If hands are dry and ashy, his dick probably ashy too."

Why she needed a picture of a penis just to see the man's hands is unclear, but Tiffany made the most of those as well by turning her collection into a coffee table book. If this is what it takes to date Tiffany Haddish, it's not surprising that Drake walked out on their date.


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