Free crab cakes for life.
Getting free food for punching people in the face is the hottest thing going in Major League Baseball right now.
First, Texas Rangers' Rougned Odor received free BBQ for life for punching Toronto's Jose Bautista in the jaw.
Now, Manny Machado is being blessed with free crab cakes, steamed crabs, and meal prep for life, courtesy of Jimmy's Famous Seafood, because he charged the mound last night and clapped Kansas City's wildcard of a pitcher, Yordano Ventura.
In case you missed it, here's the punch that earned Machado a lifetime's worth of crab cakes + bonus footage complete with the crying Jordan treatment:
Free crab cakes, steamed crabs, and meal prep FOR LIFE for Manny Machado. Real man - definitely not SAWFT!!! pic.twitter.com/00Qq3JCV93— Jimmy's Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) June 8, 2016