Um, pick me?
Okay, I'm sorry if you clicked on this article and you don't happen to live in Brisbane, Australia, but it's still good to know that the pizza chain we all know and love is offering great wages for noble work. Domino's has posted a job opening on LinkedIn for the position of Chief Garlic Bread Taste Tester. Actually, the position isn't exclusively available to garlic bread connoisseurs in Brisbane, because if you happen to live elsewhere in Australia, Domino's is willing to pay for a hotel and a return domestic flight to acquire your services. It's hard to imagine what kind of pertinent skills or experience could be listed on someone's CV that would make the company willing to incur those expenses.