Candy Bars: The Best Candy References In Hip Hop

Happy Halloween. By now, most of us have outgrown trick-or-treating, but there's no denying that candy consumption still goes up in the weeks surrounding the fun size bar-dominated holiday. To honor this, today we're taking a look at various rappers' relationships with candy.  

Of course, you have guys like Eminem and Nessly whose very names are derived from popular products or companies, as well as anthems such as Lil Wayne's "Lollipop," D4L's "Laffy Taffy," and Old School Players' "Tootsie Roll" that use candy as the basis for entire song concepts. But today we're focusing more on individual bars. It's rare that rappers will name-drop a candy bar in a literal sense (IE: "Snickers are delicious but M&Ms are my favorite"), but as sexual innuendo and nicknames for drugs (IE: "I hit her with my Snickers then go back to slinging M&Ms"), they're very common.

We've narrowed down the fifteen most popular candy types, products, and/or brands referenced in hip hop, made a slide for each, and listed our five favorite lyrics. 

Butterfinger

RiFF RAFF on "Back From The Dead":

I finessed the Jaguar, I candy coated my car
I got Butterfinger interior, intercept a miracle

O.T. Genasis on Busta Rhymes' "God's Plan":

Selling Os, and I don't mean CDs
360 diamond chain, Butterfinger BBs, yeah

Flow on "Stoner (Remix)":

She said Flow, Flow you ain't like them other n*ggas
Drank sweeter than Jolly Rancher, my blunt bigger than a Butterfinger

Bizarre on "Fuck Your Life":

Nasty n*gga, quick to lick a finger
Eat a bitch ass, it taste like a Butterfinger

Da Brat on Mariah Carey's "Lover Boy (remix)":

Banana split my dairy queen
Butterfinger my tangerines
Chickens only taste my
Lover Boy in they dreams

Kit Kat

Jay Z on "99 Problems":

And there I go, trapped in the Kit Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again

T.I. on "No Mediocre":

I’m kicked back with four pieces like a Kit Kat
Me fucking if you ain’t a dime, just forget that

Chance The Rapper on "NaNa":

From peelin' banana splits back, give me my Kit Kat
Don't break me off shit, batch, fuck is you mean bitch?

The Game on "92 Bars":

Presidential Rollie, n*gga, where your wrist at?
I can kill you in four bars, that's a Kit Kat

Ab-Soul on "Ride Slow":

I don't know Tae Bo, but I kick that, you're a Kit Kat
Life's sweet but, way down the line you're just a snack

Hershey's

Fabolous on "Ready":

No cup for the thirsty, she bad as controversy
Skin-tone like Hershey, body Lord have mercy

Danny Brown on "Die Like A Rockstar":

Hyped up in a jacuzzi doing that John Belushi
With Brittany Murphy, we blowing Hershey
I'mma die like a rockstar

Jay Z on "Jigga That N*gga":

Might blow a bag of Hershey in the sidd-ix
Or might take sips of army with a chidd-ick, I'm so sick widdit

Kurupt on Dr. Dre's "Lyrical Gangbang":

They say I'm bad so you'll find none worse than this
Chewing motherfuckers up like a Hershey Kiss

Meek Mill on T.I.'s "G Season":

Lord have mercy, these bitches thirsty
I'm in a Merci she kissin' on my Hershey

Reese's

Kodak Black on "No Flocking":

Chocolate, call me Reese's, can't catch me without the piece
C'est la vie, I'm ten toes down, you falling off your feet
I will trick your ass for a treat, call it Halloween
Yeah, that money's what I play for, call it lottery

Captain Murphy on "Between Villains":

I’m writing darker pieces in my thesis
I’m hiding in the park with all your nieces trading head for Reese's Pieces

Rich Homie Quan on Jaquees' "Come Thru (Remix)":

Shawty put her head on my Snickers, I told shawty ain't no caramel in it
I give you some pieces like its Reese's, No Halloween but I gotta get some Maryjane with it

Pusha T on Clipse's "Trill":

Flooded pieces, diamond size Reese's Pieces
You know who he is, nigga talk show like Regis

Offset on Migos' "Contraband":

Customer customer I am a hustler
I got candy Reese's Buttercup
Offset is worth 10 million plus
Touch down the plug, then drop a rope

Almond Joy

Plies on Gucci Mane's "Wasted":

I don't wear tight jeans like the white boys
But I do get wasted like the white boys
Now I'm looking for a bitch to suck this Almond Joy

Kurupt on Dr. Dre's "Housewife":

Lil' Almond Joy, I'd truly enjoy
If you blew my balls, right through my drawers

Paul Wall on DJ Khaled's "Holla At Me (Baby)":

I'm a GRiT Boy lookin' for an ass like Ki Toy
Leave a bitch back all nutty like Almond Joy

Kid Creole on Grandmaster Flash's "It's Nasty":

Well I'mma cowboy and I'm the real McCoy
I'm chocolate all over like an Almond Joy

Quavo on Sonny Digital's "Young N*gga":

Hundred rounds, call it Drumma Boy
Got a big ass tank, call it Tonka toy
Nah you don't want no drama boy
I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond Joy

Candy Corn

MF DOOM on "Cellz":

A crazy straw, ink and stale dry paraffin
Candy corn crap rappers pale by comparison

RiFF RAFF on "I Can Tell Stories":

Pop a few yams, sweatin' in a Hummer
I could trick-or-treat in the candy corn pumpkin

Foxy Brown on "Candy":

I'm real sweet like a candy corn
I'm in your thoughts late night when your boys are gone

MJG on Pimp C's "Bitch Get Down":

See you peeping on the big rocks rolex they don't tic tocs
Candy corn watch me traffic watch me swing through that gridlock

Busdriver on "Least Favorite Rapper":

Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
Loading candy corn like it's live ammo

Twizzlers/Red Vines/Licorice

Tyga on "BMF Freestyle":

First of all, I ain't feeling y’all, feel the fucking heat defrost
Spill the spoon full of food, ain't enough to feed the room
I don’t have to fucking goon, Twizzler boy split you too
Cherry red Rover roof, Crips to confuse you

Action Bronson on "Bronson Mania":

You look astonished, face twisted like a Twizzler
My people laughin cause they know we goin sizzler

Mac Dre on "Shitonaman":

I've heard of starving artists, but this is ridiculous
They bitin' my rhymes like Red Vine licorice

Chief Keef on "Thots Gone Crazy":

Should've never taught her how to play Black Ops
I gotta slow down my fast thot
That bitch be going fast, she like Red Vines
I got a thot that say she ain't got no n*ggas

A$AP Rocky on "Fuckin' Problems":

Getting figures and fuckin' bitches
She rolling Swishers, brought her bitches
I brought my n*ggas, they getting bent up off the liquor
She love my licorice, I let her lick it

Lollipops

Lil Wayne on "Lollipop (Remix)":

Like Ricky Martin; Wayne and Kanye: pick your poison
If that woman wanna cut, then tell her I am Mr. Ointment
Tell her to make an appointment with Mr. I-Can't-Make-An-Appointment
Take my lollipop and enjoy it

Project Pat on Three 6 Mafia's "Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body)":

Shorty hot, watch her rock, let me see that lolli pop
Body rock, don't you stop, I love the way that booty drop

Future on "Codeine Crazy":

Drownin' in Actavis, suicide
When I hit the scene it’s homicide
Diamond pinky ring – a lollipop
Fuck the hate – I pull up in a drop

Nate Dogg on Snoop Dogg's "Lollipop":

I like the way you shakin that ass, so don't stop
Slang that ass like I used to slang rocks
Bend over trick let me get to that spot
Later on you can lick on my lollipop

Ace Hood on "Lollipop Freestyle":

And let that tongue ring be really worth something
Say she want to fuck with her hand on her pumpkin
Well trick or treat I give 'em lollipops for coming
Lick, lick, lick, lick lick me shawty whisper what you want

Tootsie Rolls

Method Man on Wu-Tang Clan's "Method Man":

Chim chimmeny chim chim cherie
Freak a flow and flow fancy free
Now how many licks does it take
For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break

Young Thug on "F Cancer":

Babe make your booty roll
I got a lot of hundreds, I wan' see that tootsie roll
I got a lot of partners, Falcons like I'm Julio
We done got drunk inside this bitch, I'm Don Julio

Big Boi on "She Said OK":

How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of tootsie roll
Pop goes the weasel when I explode in her mouth boy that's cold

Offset on Migos' "Pop That":

Speed it up, then she go slow
Grippin' that pussy, do the tootsie roll
She go harder than the concrete
Italian tailor, Givenchey

Old School Players on "Tootsie Roll":

I don't know what you've been told
It ain't the butterfly, it's the tootsie roll
A brand new dance so grab a partner
Get on the dance floor and work them hips a little bit
And do that dip a little bit

M&Ms

Takeoff on Migos' "M&M's":

M&M M&M M&M's
Ain't talking about candy
The work come in on a boat
So big it look like the Titanic

PeeWee Longway on "M&M's":

Met my main bitch Jay Z Beyonce
Spending M&M's on with the same lane
Spending M&M's just to fuck Ri-Ri
Dope dicking your bitch now she geeked

Pusha T on "Untouchable":

My breakdown game bought me ‘8 Mile’ fame
Selling M&Ms to him and ‘em
White to the Blacks I’m a villain in
The Rolls Royce, playing peek-a-boo with the emblem

Jeezy on "Talk Trap":

Listen Young Buck I know its evident
Round here we'll kill yo ass over 50 cent
You betta run n*gga you better save yo ass
Cuz its guaranteed to be a shady aftermath
He in his V12 eatin M&Ms
Dark tinted windows but you know its him

Cage on "Crazy Men Ahead Freestyle":

With 9 M&M's in your mouth when I be flexin
Bust my knuckles full of glass cause I swung at my reflection

Snickers

Jeezy on Drake's "Unforgettable":

Yeah, I remember I used to have to sneak the car
Now my insides looking like a Snickers bar
Yeah, I’m talking caramel leathers
Damn right, so fly I need feathers

Tyler The Creator on "P":

Oh you really need us to fucking show you
That we're harder than finding a fucking Snickers bar in whole foods
In a black hoodie, nose bruised and a gold tooth

Lupe Fiasco on "Failure":

And them niggas ain't Was nor from his regime
Gangsta lean
Hats on tilt like these Snickers ain't drop out the vending machine

Jarren Benton on "Billion Bucks":

Bitch you know I'm throwed off, doctor said I'm not right
Got a white bitch but shes not bright
If the bitch'll blow a nigga for his Snickers then imagine
What the ho would do for a Klondike!

Eminem on P!nk's "Here Comes The Weekend":

I don't get some liquor, I'll hurt you
I'll knock your dick in the dirt, bickering worse
Than that bitch in that Snickers commercial

Laffy Taffy

Shawty Lo on D4L's "Laffy Taffy":

I'mma toss the Laffy Taffy
Toss it, flip it, and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

Chance The Rapper on "Favorite Song":

Chance, acid rapper, soccer, hacky sacker
Cocky khaki jacket jacker
Slap-happy faggot slapper
Iraqi rocket launcher
Shake that Laffy Taffy, jolly raunchy rapper

A$AP Ferg on "Work":

I got them Nick Cannons, if you coming at me
Couple of them skinny niggas, that be trigger happy
Feel them candy girls, make them do the Laffy Taffy

Cam'ron on "Killa Cam":

You unhappy scrappy?
I got Pataki at me
Bitches say I'm "tacky daddy"
Range look like Laffy Taffy

Ghostface Killah on "The Champ":

Trailblazer stay balling with vengeance my arts
Is crafty darts, while y'all stuck on Laffy Taffy
Wondering, how did y'all niggas get past me?
I been doing this before Nas dropped the Nasty

Charleston Chew

Eminem on Dr. Dre's "Forgot About Dre":

From here on out, it's the Chronic II
Starting today and tomorrow's anew
And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death with a Charleston Chew

Will Smith on "Candy":

I don't care what it cost, girl a Hundred Grand
We could snicker all night at my Jolly Ranch
Just me and you, I'll call your friends up too
Cause I could get my friends Babe Ruth and Charleston Chew

Busta Rhymes on D4L's "Laffy Taffy (Remix)"

Now tell me mami I'm a watch now do ya lil low drop
Come and do it again Charleston Chew up on my Blow Pop

Prince Paul on "J.O.B.":

The closer she got, the more I knew
I had to take her to the crib and do the dew
Ran in the store to get me some brew
A 3-pack of condoms and a Charleston Chew

Chevy Woods on "Business Men":

I pray to God you n*ggas lose the hate
‘Cause if not my lawyer bubblegum the case
Yea, he from Charleston, he just chew well
And eating cases is what he do well

Twix

Takeoff on Migos' "WOA":

Hold that bitch down but she can’t get the stick
Taking a trip, I’ma give her the dick
Chew it up, eat it up like it’s a Twix
Most of these niggas not, they counterfeit

Pharrell on "Raspy Shit":

I spit then I hit then I murk-- yezzur
A flick chico stick and a Twix that's her
She admire how the champion live
How I signed Slim Thug wit a ramp in my crib

CyHi The Prynce on "Woah":

With yo dark skinned friend I call ya caramel and chocolate
Put 'em together that's a Twix
C.K.P., T.I.G. that's the clique
You see this charm around my neck, that's a brick

T.I. on "Pyro":

Rock a bad bitch, you with me, whats they name? who cares?
Treat ‘em like Twix, keep'em coming in pairs

Montana Of 300 on "0 To 100 Freestyle":

When I cock it back it look like I'm drivin' a stick shift
Them choppa's chop a nigga to crop more niggas than Pic stitch
Slid on a nigga for rappin', talkin' that slick shit
Bang, bang, put two in that [w]rapper just like a Twix bitch

Jolly Ranchers

Chance The Rapper on "Summer Friends":

Socks on concrete, Jolly Rancher kids
I was talking back and now I gotta stay at grandma's crib

Big K.R.I.T. on "Insomnia":

Get the cup full of drank and I'm filling my tank
Plus I rolled up some of that... ummph!
Sticky-icky, sour, Jolly Rancher candy
Make the bottom of my cup sweet as your punani

Chinx on French Montana's "Red Light":

I push up on your lady in a purple spider
Fith of lean, Jolly Rancher, shake the sprite up
Strictly 'bout my griz-ind
Niggas being stingy, ain't no worries I'm gon' get mine

Drake on "Must Hate Money":

Bingo, money ain't a thing ho
That prometh with that sprite and jolly rancher so flamingo
I ain't speaking in code real niggas they know the lingo
Cause when I'm in the spot it's popping like Christopher's single

OG Maco on "2 Bars":

2 bars, drop 'em in the sprite like an Alka-Seltzer
Hotter than a nigga in a sauna sweatin'
God damn, you ain’t know no better
Jolly Ranchers at the bottom so it tastes better