While the response to Lil Wayne’s Free Weezy Album has been polarizing, detractors and fans of the album alike have no problem admitting that Tunechi’s ability to artfully string together some sick verbiage is still intact. With or without auto-tune, the New Orleans emcee is a master of the simile, always dependable when it comes to dropping bars that drop our jaws. Whether you can get down to FWA or not, the TIDAL exclusive’s silver lining is the fact that Lil Wayne’s lyrics usually still deliver. While its consistency may not be at the same rate as any of the "Tha Carter" installments, there's still handfuls of heavy hitters on Free Weezy.  

Let’s make the glass half-full and take the optimistic approach. Click along as we look back fondly on Free Weezy Album’s sickest similes.