I'm not sure what the White House Event Planning Committee had in mind when they booked former Daily Show correspondent Michelle Wolf for a speaking engagement? The White House Correspondents’ dinner is kind of a tongue-in-cheek affair with different guests taking the podium. The expectation is that humor is the only acceptable form of criticism. Any real dissension would land you in a steel cage.

Keeping a stately home is something important to Donald. His defensive nature prevented him enjoying the light humor. This morning he hopped on Twitter to give Michelle Wolf a "bomb" rating for her routine. Trump continues to use his presidential platform for mere pleasantries. He is at least delivering on his promise to redefine "diplomacy."


The comedienne briefly introduced herself and went straight for Donald's neck. She brought up the "by the pussy" recording without making an obvious allusion to sexual assault victims. If anything she saved her more scathing remarks for Kellyanne Conway and Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

On Kellyanne she created the portrait of a Con Artist:“Kellyanne Conway has the perfect last name for what she does: It’s like if my name was Michelle Jokes Frizzy Hair Small Tits. You guys have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. If you don’t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. It’s like that old saying: If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree. I’m not suggesting she gets hurt. Just stuck.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders also had her name deconstructed while in attendance. Wolf described her name as equivalent to "Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women?.” You can watch the full roast down below.