Trey Songz put forward the most mature R&B album of his ten-year career, and all he got to show for it was a series of inquisitions regarding his new flame. I'm talking about Steve Harvey's very own daughter Lori Harvey, who is no stranger to celebrity coupling herself, as she once dated, and got engaged to Dutch National Soccer Team star Memphis Depay. With her nuptials finally voided, Lori was free to scour the playing field back on domestic soil - the man of her choosing: the eternally "single" Trey Songz. 

After pictures surfaced of Harvey and Trey Songz spending the holidays together in Los Angeles, the Internet was seemingly reassured, they were, in fact, an item, case closed. For Trey Songz, this couldn't have come at a better or worse time. But you'd to think, Trey Songz wants to be recognized for his songwriting talents when the occasion calls for it, not another meaningless dive into the tabloids, however ironic that may seem.

Songz made his feelings known to the Tweeters crowding his inbox with two succinct memos, the first of which touched on the jealousy anticipated, the second, his need for privacy. Read 'em and weep, folks. To those who are actually jealous, go to the aquarium, there are plenty-of-ackee fish to go around.