Read the most hilarious tweets from the trending hashtag #TweetLikeDameDash.
Dame Dash has the twittersphere on a roll right now, thanks to the #TweetLikeDameDash hashtag. It all stemmed from Dame's interview with The Breakfast Club, where he went on this nonsensical tirade about how real men don't have bosses. It came with a whole bunch of other caveats for all the #RealMen out there. Take note, men: Real men don't talk about other men. Real men think they're number one. Real men don't listen to social media. Real men don't listen to a rumor. Real men don't ask about money. Real men don't have bosses. Blah Blah Blah.
Twitter has taken Dame's remarks to the next level, bringing out the absurdity of his claims. Some of these are really hilarious. Check them out below.
#TweetLikeDameDash real men don't have fathers. Why would u allow yourself to b created by another man. I'm from Harlem, we create ourselves— KY Engineerin (@kyfinis859) March 24, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash Go Bowling? How you gonna stick your fingers in somebody else's balls? I'm from Harlem, we don't touch balls! (Pause)!— Mr C'mon Son!!!! (@MrEdLover) March 24, 2015
Real Men don't go to church. How are you going to worship another man? I'm from Harlem, we pray to ourselves #TweetLikeDameDash— Devin Cobbs (@DevCNYC) March 23, 2015
No grown man should drink water. Real men bond their own oxygen and hydrogen molecules to create liquids #TweetLikeDameDash— LeBrown James (@LBRWNJMS) March 23, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash Real men don't have fathers. U can't swim out of another man's nuts and be born. Be a boss and create your own self B— kINg of Nap (KON) (@MakWolfPreach) March 24, 2015
We dont stand in lines in Harlem. If I get there and theres another man in front of me, thats his line. Ima create mine #TweetLikeDameDash— Man$a Mu$a (@NaijaMane) March 23, 2015
"Real men don't believe in gravity. How you gonna let something hold you down Infront of your son? Harlem stay fly!" #TweetLikeDameDash— jonathan (@justpriest2) March 24, 2015
Real men dont play board games. How you gonna sit and watch another mans moves? I'm from Harlem, we make All the moves #TweetLikeDameDash— GeeWhizzo (@Aye_Rain) March 25, 2015
Bosses dont fly kites. how u gonna let ur son see u holding something flyer than you? In Harlem our sons is our kites. #TweetLikeDameDash— NickyPToo (@thenickperdue) March 25, 2015