Newly retired Tim Duncan has plenty of time on his hands to do whatever he wants including shopping sprees at Old Navy and inexpensive lunch dates at Panera Bread.
But if gets bored and starts searching for a new gig, someone has already set up a LinkedIn page for the future Hall Of Famer highlighting all of his talents and accomplishments.
Unfortunately, the faux profile is no longer available on the LinkedIn site so Timmy will have to create his own account if he wants to begin the job hunt, but at least he can reference this list of qualifications, including his ability to "engage the locker room in Socratic dialogue," if a potential suitor comes knocking.
Someone Really Created A LinkedIn Page For Tim Duncan
