25+ years of hauling his gigantic frame up and down the basketball court has wrought havoc on Shaq's toes. He revealed his malformed toes to the world last night—not for the first time—causing viewers to recoil in horror. I almost had to mark this article "not family safe."
Someone get this man a pedicure! pic.twitter.com/SFCjnq7XV7— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) May 26, 2017
NBA Twitter, including Shaq's son Shareef, wasted in no time in roasting Shaq's toes into oblivion. See the best tweets below.
shaq big toe looks like the hunchback that sold out leonidas in 300— I NEVAH LAWST™ (@HPJArt) May 26, 2017
shaq's big toe is still having 'nam flashbacks— martin rickman (@martinrickman) May 26, 2017
I can't unsee Shaq's feet pic.twitter.com/FMN3hAZpXg— Zero Dark 33 (@BuckeyesGirl33) May 26, 2017
That sound you hear are foot fetishes extinguishing throughout the entire population who saw Shaq's toes.....— Adrienne (@Adri_AnneC) May 26, 2017
I am not posting Shaq's foot. There are children on this app— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) May 26, 2017
Every account posting a photo of Shaq's feet should be automatically banned and deleted by Twitter.— Jon Tayler (@JATayler) May 26, 2017
Whoever saw my dads toes on TV, I'm sorry— Shareef O'Neal (@cynreef) May 26, 2017
Just think about it ... I've been seeing his toes for 17 years... I've been scarred— Shareef O'Neal (@cynreef) May 26, 2017
Is it possible to put feet on shaqtin a fool??? If so .. then— Shareef O'Neal (@cynreef) May 26, 2017
This is Shaquille O'Neal's foot. Good luck sleeping tonight. pic.twitter.com/m87GnSyBBM— Charles Robinson (@CharlesRobinson) May 26, 2017