25+ years of hauling his gigantic frame up and down the basketball court has wrought havoc on Shaq's toes. He revealed his malformed toes to the world last night—not for the first time—causing viewers to recoil in horror. I almost had to mark this article "not family safe."
NBA Twitter, including Shaq's son Shareef, wasted in no time in roasting Shaq's toes into oblivion. See the best tweets below.