Former Wu-Tang affiliate tells dick jokes.
You might remember Wu-Tang affiliate Christ Bearer as "that dude who chopped his dick off" back in April. Well, it seems the rapper has made a fairly speedy recovery.
After having his genitals re-attached and returning to health, Bearer is feeling pretty good, so good, in fact, that he's willing to look back at the situation and laugh about it. Performing stand-up at the Ha Ha Cafe comedy clubÂ in North Hollywood, Bearer joked about the situation, citing drugs, not suicide, as being the primary influence in his self-mutilation.
âOne time I heard voices, the voices told me, âCut your dick off.ââ he says in a new video leaked by TMZ. âI said, âWhat?!â âYou heard me, cut your dick off.â So I did. Folks I donât care how high you get, once you chop off your penis you sober right the fuck up quick! So I just jumped out the window. I woke up, the paramedics were trying to find a pulse. I said, âFuck the pulse! Find my dick!â You canât be Black, broke, and no dick. Thatâs like being White with bad credit, right?âÂ
Bearer acted as one-half of the hip-hop duo Northstar. The group's debut self-titled album was produced by RZA.Â