Nike is serving up a low-top pizza-inspired SB Stefan Janoski that is going to have all of the basic bitches across the United States foaming at the mouth. Because there is nothing they love more than talking about, tweeting about, facebooking about and instagraming about, how much they love pizza.

The Summer-ready SB Zoom Stefan Janoskis, which happen to be a Skate Mental collab, are dripping in marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni, contrasted by a coke white sole, swoosh and laces.

These instant conversation starters, officially dubbed Nike SB Zoom Stefan Janoski "Skate Mental," are scheduled to hit retailers tomorrow, June 17th for the retail price of $100.