Man Gets Bowled Over By Deer With Ferocity Of Goldberg

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Deer In Action

Dearie me.

The warning signs are all there. Full-scale iguana invasions. Rats running rampant on independent islandsWild hogs decimating a perfectly good cocaine stash. After years of wanton slaughter, the animal kingdom is finally fighting back. Though they lack unity in organizing anything on a larger-scale, guerilla tactics have suited them just fine. Case in point this recent strike that has been making viral waves. It all started when a retired Detective and his wife were returning from some early afternoon McDonald's. Carefree in their demeanor, it stands to reason that the McDonalds may have attributed to a lowered guard.

Man Gets Bowled Over By Deer With Ferocity Of Goldberg
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Before he could even register what was happening, Detective Ken Worthy found himself on the receiving end of a fully-charged Deer spear, delivered with the ferocity of ten Goldbergs. The force was enough to send him careening to the ground, while his wife could only watch in a flabberghasted state. The deer appeared largely unaffected and fled into the wilderness, beyond reproach. In hindsight, both Worthy and his wife found the whole ordeal to be rather hilarious -- they even made local news.

Thankfully, the man was able to tank the blow; perhaps another party might not have been so lucky. Consider this to be a cautionary tale. Look both ways when crossing the street, for not all accidents stem from human error. 


About The Author
<b>Feature Editor</b> <!--BR--> Mitch Findlay is a writer and hip-hop journalist based in Montreal. Resident old head by default. Enjoys writing Original Content about music, albums, lyrics, and rap history. His favorite memories include interviewing J.I.D and EarthGang at the "Revenge Of The Dreamers 3" studio sessions in Atlanta and receiving a phone call from Dr. Dre. In his spare time he makes horror movies.