Archery is not Macklemore's strong suit.
Good news for Macklemore fans. The "Marmalade" rapper has dropped a comedic video in which he reveals his plans to embark on a fall tour, titled "The Gemini Tour." The clip stars off with Macklemore in bed, pondering whether or not he should hit the road. He gets up, dressed in an outlandish suit, and decides to raise the stakes with a competitive wager. Suddenly, dude pulls out a bow and arrow and promises that he will go on tour only if hits a bullseye. If he misses, he will punish himself by piercing his own penis.
What follows is a cleverly edited montage which finds Macklemore showcasing his archery chops, or lack thereof. Eventually, he caves and decides to go on tour anyway. Thankfully, any genital mutilation he may or may not have engaged in remains off-screen.
If you're interested in catching Macklemore on tour, the "Gemini Tour" is set to kick off on October 6th. Check the full list of dates below, and cop your tickets at Macklemore's official website on August 11th.
10/6 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
10/8 Eugene, OR @ McDonald Theatre
10/11 San Francisco, CA @ The Warfield
10/12 Los Angeles, CA @ The Wiltern
10/14 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theatre
10/15 Albuquerque, NM @ El Rey Theatre
10/17 Dallas, TX @ House of Blues Dallas
10/18 Houston, TX @ House of Blues Houston
10/19 Austin, TX @ Emo's Austin
10/29 Nashville, TN @ War Memorial Auditorium
11/2 St. Paul, MN @ Palace Theatre
11/3 Milwaukee, WI @ The Eagles Ballroom
11/5 Detroit, MI @ The Fillmore Detroit
11/7 Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE
11/8 Toronto, ON @ Rebel
11/10 New York, NY @ Terminal 5
11/11 Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore Silver Spring
11/13 Philadelphia, PA @ The Fillmore Philadelphia
11/14 Boston, MA @ House of Blues Boston