The Roast Of James Harden's First Signature Sneaker.
James Harden's very first signature sneaker, the Adidas Harden 1 will reportedly be releasing in December and although Adidas hasn't officially unveiled the much anticipated kicks- they have already leaked online.
The overall response was that the shoes looked like a cross between the gunk up that builds up in your ash tray and Harden's defensive ability. A shoe that a coal miner from Zoolander might even turn down, or something straight out of a rhino's ass. In other words, it wasn't pretty.
It's worth pointing out that these grainy, leaked images are never a true representation of what the sneakers look like on-foot but that hasn't stopped the internet from roasting the Adidas Harden 1 with the power of a thousand Suns.
James harden really made sneakers for grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate factory pic.twitter.com/zo8M0vdOoG— Desus Nice (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
Whose idea was it to drill holes in burned baked potatoes and call it a James Harden signature shoe? pic.twitter.com/F5kmjGr2HB— Jim Rome (@jimrome) August 24, 2016
James Harden's signature shoes look like something Geppetto would carve for Pinocchio pic.twitter.com/LI8zw4iUqg— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) August 24, 2016
james harden signature kicks look like u brew prison wine in em pic.twitter.com/DajjXXYl57— Four Pins (@Four_Pins) August 24, 2016
When did James Harden sign a shoe deal with Carhartt pic.twitter.com/lqsbPR5LW8— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) August 23, 2016
Guys, let’s not pick on James Harden’s shoe. We know he can’t defend himself… pic.twitter.com/iY1Bf19mea— Kevin Fippin (@kfippin) August 24, 2016
Harden: I want to the Internet to roast my shoes worse than it did Steph's shoes— Patrick Fenelon (@Patrick_Fenelon) August 24, 2016
Adidas: say no more pic.twitter.com/JFSTybadS7
The Adidas "I can't afford steel-toe boots for this warehouse job" IVs pic.twitter.com/1tmBDL5AIG— Patrick Fenelon (@Patrick_Fenelon) August 24, 2016
these look fine to me pic.twitter.com/QHgU6SMynZ— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) August 24, 2016
Finally Harden makes a basketball shoe for me, a waiter at Chili's. pic.twitter.com/Etw6Ihl0bQ— Jordan Pryor (@jordodale) August 24, 2016
"Children of men dystopian future where civilization done collapsed" 5's pic.twitter.com/EyshkdXkfE— Desus Nice (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
Harden's new shoe should come with a carton of cigarettes and a box cutter pic.twitter.com/0XbXCNYW4t— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) August 24, 2016
I see James Harden dropped the "DIRECTV technician" 1's 🔥 pic.twitter.com/ULVrLYJOIE— Denzel Moore (@VIBEZ_419) August 24, 2016
adidas Harden 1 "Long John Silvers Shift Manager" https://t.co/iJfsqYLCjx— max (@MaxRappaport) August 24, 2016
I do like the new James Harden shoe ads tho... pic.twitter.com/j1l7DQqqfB— Blake Anderson (@UncleBlazer) August 24, 2016
from a certain angle James Harden's shoe looks like the mouth of Harambe screaming for justice pic.twitter.com/upWGZU7Zp5— Bic Pentameter (@AnthraxJones) August 24, 2016