Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets

Kanye West doesn't tweet all that often, but when he does... Ooh boy, you're gonna want to grab some popcorn. We were reminded of this today when dude went for Wiz Khalifa's neck, giving him a list of 17 (?!) commandments/reasons he's inferior to Mr. West. That those tweets were swiftly deleted is even more indicative of Ye's general demeanor on Twitter, which usually features brash statements that are available only in screenshot form an hour or so after they're tweeted. 

Beyond that though, the usually dour rapper sometimes uses his account to show sides of himself that we previously only got on "Hey Mama" and "Family Business," posting touching tributes to the recently deceased and/or his mother. But mostly, he'll be remembered for his Tracy Jordan-esque comments on luxuries that we peasants can only laugh and scratch our heads at. Without further adieu, here are THE BEST TWEETS EVER-- or rather, the best KANYE tweets ever. 

Admit it, we all do that.

Could you even picture him riding a bike? It'd have to be the world's first seven-figures bike.

"What's my biggest weakness? I care too much."

What happened to "You ain't finna see a mogul get emotional"?

Wicked Witch of the West

Only in Kanye's mind does a simple conference become a chicken/egg question involving very specific furniture.

låt oss ha en skål för douchebags!!!

Have we heard this one yet? "Ultra Light Beam," is that you?

"You know something Jeeves? It's actually hard to eat caviar without letting your monocle fall into it."

The word "simple" is definitely debatable here.

Ye getting his Duran Duran on. 

When it comes to seasons, everyone knows Yeezy > Fall.

Is tweeting really the best way to get ahold of Def Jam?

"Have you ever asked your Golden Lady for other Golden Ladies?" Just didn't have the same ring to it.

Kanye lays out the similarities between College Dropout and Yeezus better than any critic could.. 

[Insert unlimited crying emojis]

Thank you, Kanye, for sharing this perfect picture.

As close to a complete Kanye mantra as we'll ever get.

This is about his close collaborator Mike Dean, not Macklemore.

Kanye West, parenting tips blogger.

This one's even funnier when you realize who he was talking about... Hopefully that collab still makes it onto Waves.

To be honest, the fact that this doesn't work grammatically makes it even better.

*Cue the pants emojis flooding Wiz's IG*