It's the time you've all been waiting for, or at least, the five of you that take trolling extremely seriously. It's the only year-end list you care about, our biggest trolls of 2015. Which users made themselves known on the HNHH pages this year, by their incessant comments, both warranted and unwarranted? Being an HNHH Troll isn't all fun and games-- you need to be dedicated, to create and maintain multiple accounts (and thus multiple e-mails), you need to constantly be lurking on the HNHH website day and night, and not just that, you need to be among the first to comment.
As we head into a new year, we're capping off 2015 by taking a look at our most dedicated users. Shout out every single one of you, but these dudes in particular.
Most Ubiquitous
MOST UBIQUITOUS
Of course, we know that a lot more of you come out of the woodwork when this time of year approaches, as you try to get as much trolling in as possible for a chance at troll-stardom. However, for some of you, trolling is practically a full time job, albeit, not a very lucrative one. This is for those commenters whom even the one-off HNHH user might recognize, simply because, they comment on 99.9% of all our articles. These dudes are on the site, day in, day out, looking for ways to annoy you, stir shit up, or simply state a possibly-false opinion. Most ubiquitous could very well also mean, most annoying. If there's any troll category to covet, it would probably be this one.
This year belonged to:
Biggest Stan/Most Dedicated
BIGGEST STAN/MOST DEDICATED
Often times, users will embody a person or character in their username, although they'll fail to really bring that character to life in their comments. Not Tunechi Got That Sack. Tunechi is one of the most dedicated commenters when it comes to staying true to his persona. You've got to be seriously dedicated to literally start every single one of your comments with, "Word to blood slime..." Every. Single. One.
Not only that, he'll often reply to an article involving Lil Wayne as though he truly IS Weezy, calling out Birdman whenever he gets the chance. When FWA dropped, Tunechi told the fans, "Word to blood slime I salute all my slimes for being patient I just dropped a classic word to my fucking bag slime stream my FWA on Tidal all the real street niggas chasin a check fuck with it on blood FWA Tunechi!"
When Wayne mistakenly tweeted out an 'R.I.P.' to Lamar Odom, Tunechi commented on the story apologizing: "Word to blood slime I was high off that kush slime it was mistake word to my red flag I wish my slime Lamar a speedy recovery real nigga with a bag YM Tunechi!"
I don't think anyone advocates on Wayne's behalf more than Tunechi Got That Sack.
Best Use Of Emoji
BEST USE OF EMOJI IN A USERNAME
We caught up with the 21st century and introduced the use of emojis to the site, although they're still criminally underused. Nonetheless there's a couple of users that have made good use of the emoji within their username, and thus, we are paying homage. Not only are the use of emojis here very well done, but the usernames themselves are pretty funny. Chances are you see Roscoes Chicken And Waffles on the site quite often, complete with the rooster emoji bookending his username. And who doesn't love some Roscoes chicken and waffles anyways? We're also giving props to Bodeine Buper Baiyan, who bookends his name with the alien face emoji. Plus, he's had his account since 2012 so that's got to mean something.
Been Around
BEEN AROUND
There are some users who dominate specific periods of time or even an entire year, however, we still have our loyal users that may withdraw for a minute or two, but always come back; or else, they have just been a consistent force to reckon with on the site. Not all of these users are 'trolls' per say, in fact a few of them bring valuable conversation and debate to the site. Shout out these five for sticking around in the long run.
K129 -TW:@kp129music-Beatmaker
Most Hated On
MOST HATED ON
By 'most hated on,' we're basically referring to the users that get themselves reported time and time again, ultimately leading to a banned account. These dudes do trolling at it's best, which is why they get on everyone else's nerves so damn much. Some of these are repeat offenders, having already earned a spot in a previous category. That's just how well they do their job. From the most to least, here's the top 5 offenders.
3. Deathstroke
4. Master Roshi
5. Luda Richie
Honorable mention: Grape swisher
Most Comments of 2015
MOST COMMENTS OF 2015
This category, much like Most Hated On, is purely based on our site statistics. Looking back at 2015, we've gathered up the users that are responsible for the most comments this past year. These are users who have commented upwards of 2000 times on the site (thanks guys!), whether it's good, bad, or meaningless. Whatever the reason for their comments, these comments are our life blood. As DJ Khaled would say, bless up. They don't want you to comment. They don't.
1. Playboy X - 7314
2. Deathstroke - 5638
3. Lord Pills The Mighty - 3906
4. Living in a Full-Time Era - 2601
5. Young Money - 2524
6. Trilla Goku - 2384
7. Fuck T.I.'s snitching ass - 2257
8. K129 -TW:@kp129music-Beatmaker - 2125
9. Tunechi got that sack - 2014
10. Grape swisher - 1986
Honorable mention: Platinum Sour diesel blown - 1884
Most Entertaining For Site Editors
MOST ENTERTAINING FOR SITE EDITORS
So, this spot is really just for the editors' benefit. This dude keeps us entertained every week. Once a week, as you might have seen, we do our Staff Picks playlist round-up. For weeks now, we've been seeing GUCCI over ERRYONE in the comments, analyzing which editor had the best pick as though it's a competition or race. To give you a taste of the hilarity, on one particular week GUCCI over ERRYONE wrote:
"WOW ..The ppl are loving the competitive energy out here in the HNHH world its a thing of beauty to watch. One of the tightest races to date but someone had to come out on top as this weeks champ. The title this week will go to the mighty mighty....Kevin Goddard what a performance..Tie at the silver position we got everyones favorite lady Rose and the underrated Mr. Walker...Rounding out the medals we got the reliable Trevor Smith.....all in all it was a helluva effort keep it up."
We hope that GUCCI continues to referee Staff Picks in 2016 as well.
