As Kanye West debuted A Life of Pablo at the Yeezy Season 3 extravaganza at Madison Square Garden, a Snapchat screenshot depicting the list of rules for Kanye's models made it onto Twitter. The rules are ridiculous.

"DO NOT EVER LOOK AT THE JUMBOTRON," the rules mandate. "NO FAST MOVEMENTS" and "NO SLOW MOVEMENTS" are prohibited. The rules encourage models to "BE CALM, BE STRONG, BE NEUTRAL. YOU ARE A PICTURE."

Did Kanye write these himself? Scope the full list below.