Chris Brown has been making some bizarre headlines lately. After getting a pair of huge tattoos on the back of his head earlier this week, he revealed in a segment with US Weekly that he owns 14 Burger Kings.

The "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" was hit or miss, a blend of intriguing tidbits ("I’m the only singer who has been incarcerated and had a No. 1 record at the same time") boring shit ("I’m a man of many emotions"), and of course the Burger King revelation. According to Burger King's website, one must have a net worth of $1.5 million or more and $500,000 in liquid assets in order to purchase a BK franchise. Fast food restaurants are generally pretty wise investments, shoutout to Chris Brown for being a savvy businessman.