Azalea, a 19 year old North Korean chimpanzee, spends her days at the Central Zoo in Pyongyang chain smoking cigarettes.
In North Korea's newly renovated Central Zoo, a smoking chimpanzee named Azalea is the main attraction. Inspiring laughter and delight in her visitors, Azalea smokes approximately one pack of cigarettes a day and has the ability to light her own cancer sticks. According to the Central Zoo officials, Azalea doesn't inhale, but we're skeptical.
Other attractions at the Central Zoo include a dog pavilion, a monkey that can slam dunk a basketball, and a flock of doves that dance with a woman while she ice skates. Sounds like a lit time we'll never have.
Is Azalea about to sweep the Internet? Could the smoking chimp become the new king meme? Is there any replacing Harambe?
Watch Azalea smoke her dreams away below.