Drugged-Out Teenager Tells Mom He Loves Their Dog More Than He Loves Her

Zakk Feig
September 15, 2016 15:29
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After getting high at the dentist's office, this delirious teenager tells his mom he'd choose the dog over her in a life-or-death ultimatum.

A hilarious video has surfaced of a teenager in Texas named Gabe Rodriguez, who was filmed by his mother after a trip to the dentist while Rodriguez trips out on whatever heavy drugs the dentist had given to him. In the video, Rodriguez softly weeps remembering their late family dog named Nitro (RIP), before turning the conversation toward their dog Lincoln who is presumably alive and well - 

Gabe: *heavy breathing*

Mom: "You love Lincoln don't you?"

Gabe: "Possibly more than you-"

If that wasn't savage enough, Gabe digs the hole deeper, imagining a scenario where his mother and his dog are simultaneously hanging off a cliff, and he must choose who to save (or at least prioritize). The ever grateful teenager chooses the dog, and luckily, his mother handles it well. Check out this masterpiece in post-dentist cinema below.

 

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