50 Cent is a man of many talents. As it happens, waging online war is but one of the many tools in his arsenal. To call him internet savvy is an understatment, and those who find themselves in his crosshairs must brace themselves for an endless parade of ridicule. Recent foes Teairra Mari and Wendy Williams have come under fire of late, with Fif reserving spots on his IG page for many memes at their expense. Today, however, finds 50 Cent's devious cunning reaching cruel, yet darkly hilarious new heights. The rapper has managed to get two birds stoned at once, hitting both Mari and Williams alike with the elusive and catastrophic two-pronged fatality. 

Using the viral "Ten Year Challenge" as a backdrop, 50 conjures a narrative in which Mari and Williams are one and the same, with the former destined to evolve, Pokemon-esque, into the latter. He makes sure to use images depicting both women in a state of exasperated terror, a terror in which he revels. "Bitches be like my God please tell him stop," he writes. "Nope you should have never started with me." 

Lord have mercy.