Welcome to this week’s ‘140 Bars Or Less’ post where we look at the “best-in tweet” in the world of Hip Hop. This week Kreayshawn has penis envy, Wiz Khalifa takes Amber Rose for granted, and MGK meets a “first come, first served” kind of girl.
Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter. Â Twitter is intriguing to fans because it offers an un-buffered forum into the minds of some of your favorite artists. Â The material is often raw and unfiltered, and lucky for us, most of these guys have no filter.
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9. Â Curren$y
Suicides are the new Spreewells. Nothing shows you have money and class like throwing a suicides on any and everything. Just recently I did some at-home renovations and converted my garage door into a suicide-door.Â
8. Â 40 Glocc
When you post a pic of something with high value on its own without putting yourself, or something signifying that it belongs to you, in the picture then itâs not impressive. You can snatch up somebody elseâs pic of money from virtually anywhere and then post it as your own. Kind of like when some lonely folks take pictures of models and try to pass them off as themselves. Not that Iâm saying this isnât 40 Gloccâs money. I mean, I donât want any of that real-life beef. Come to think of it, this definitely is 40 Gloccâs money...without a doubt. Heâll itâs probably only a fraction of the cash he has spread out. Again, please donât start beef with me.
7. Â Soulja Boy
Soulja has blown up to the point that heâs transcended rapper/entertainer, and has become a brand. Dude has a video game coming out, and even his own Soulja Boy tablet. With all the money heâs bringing in, it only makes sense that the next product he markets is a Soulja Boy Money Counting Machine.
6. Â Wiz Khalifa
First off âTrue Bloodâ is a show primarily for females. Second, why is Wiz tuning in to see naked Anna Paquin titties, when heâs got full access to Amber Rose? That would be like Blake Griffin popping in NBA2K because he wants to see a big dunk.
5. Â Tyler, The Creator
Someday soon Iâm going to write an all Tyler, The Creator edition of this column and entitle it âTyler Tweets the Darndest Thingsâ. Maybe the term is yet to trend on twitter, but Asian people are trending globally.
4. Â Machine Gun Kelly
You kind of have to admire this ratchetâs entrepreneurial spirit. Itâs actually very American to advocate a âfirst come, first servedâ policy where all are welcomed. This backstage hoe reminds me of a radio DJ giving away concert tickets, âthe first rapper from tonightâs show that responds to my text will get a chance to get his hood suckedâ.
3. Â Slim Thug
Sorry to hear about you falling on hard times Slim. If youâre that hard up, why donât you holler at MGK, I hear heâs got a girl.
2. Â Kreayshawn
Tell me about it! Is there any more frustrating feeling than wanting to do that and not being able to? Must be doubly frustrating for Kreayshawn, you know, with her lack of penis and all.
1. Â Diddy
Why didnât anybody correct me? All these years I was calling him Sean âPuffyâ Combs. Honest mistake though, âfâs and âsâs do sound alike. If 2 Live Crew ever make a comeback they should use this photo as their album cover.