The hottest tweets this week look at strippers, public bathroom etiquette and mad libs.
Welcome to this weekâs â140 Bars or Lessâ post where we look at the âbest-in tweetâ in the world of Hip Hop.
Dissecting the funniest, most entertaining, and outrageous tweets from some of the biggest names in rap who are on Twitter.
If ever there was a case for the pitfalls of celebrity and losing your privacy. Â Using a public toilet is frightening enough as is, without the prospect of a boundary-unaware fan peering over the stall while you try to do your business. Â Only question I have is, of all the places you had to choose, Slim went to JC Penney?
The Game prefaces this as a âHood Tipâ but this tip is applicable in various regions. Â Is it racist to approach a person wearing the same colored shirt as the uniform of the store youâre in with a question? Â I saw a Spanish dude wearing a black and white striped shirt at Foot Locker and asked him to grab me the patent leather Jordanâs in an 11. Â Turns out he didnât work there, and just had horrible fashion.
Domestically kept fish in a tank rely on fish food for sustenance. Â Just as strippers rely on crumpled 20s for sustenance. Â For your own safety, donât âmake it rainâ in a strip club, lest you be trampled. Â [And download Meek's Dreamchasers 2 here]
Best tweet ever = Rihanna tweeting about $tripper$
Although, sexy ass Rihanna going to see girls strip is definitely a case of âbringing a burger to a buffetâ. Â I mean, if she wants to see ass â get a mirror.
This cannot be good for the defense in Wiz Khalifaâs court case...Â Â http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/wiz-khalifa-busted-for-marijuana-possession-news.1908.html
MACHINE GUN KELLY
The misuse of âawkwardâ has become rampant, and it needs to stop. Â âI thought I was meeting my friend at Starbucks at 5pm, turns out they thought we were meeting at Cold Stone Creameryâ¦SoÂ Awkward!â
There is absolutely nothing awkward about being in another city while some fans think youâre in your tour bus.
Well this is âawkwardâ, seems Gibbs made a mistake and wrote the tag for his Plenty of FishÂ datingÂ profile accidently on his Twitter.
Oh, mad libs, I love those!
I canât believe (name of OG gangster rapper) is at (prestigious event primarily comprised of affluent white folk) with his girlfriend (stripper name/food product): Â I canât believe Ice T is at The Kentucky Derby with his girlfriend CoCo.
Letâs try one more: I canât believe Too $hort is at Wimbledon with his girlfriend Caramel.
Full disclosure: I am a full blown âcabistâ â I hate cab drivers. Â The 10th layer of hell is occupied by the decrepit souls of cab driversÂ and ticket scalpers. Â So without any context, I can confidently say that the man who smashed the cabbieâs windshield was fully within his right. Â In fact, the cab driver is lucky he didnât get his tires slashed too.
Iâm going to ask the readers to chime in on this. Â If you could play one song for an Obama rally what would it be? Â Leave your suggestions in the comments, or contact us on Twitter @140BarsorLess and weâll retweet the funniest responses.
(That lady on the right doesn't seem too happy about this evening's particular playlist.)