Jeremih's newest album Late Nights: The Album is full of sexy R&B that is sure to play soundtrack for a number of romantic nights in the coming years. Production from Vinylz, Frank Dukes, RetroFuture, London on Da Track, and more thickens the air with a sexy vibe each time you give the record a spin. Of course, Jeremih's words don't do a whole lot to keep your mind thinking R-rated thoughts.
In fact, Jeremih keeps it at least PG-13 the entire time. If he's not talking about a chick, he's talking directly to her, and there's only one thing on his mind. Since the suave R&B singer is so smooth on the mic, there's naturally a handful of pick-up lines that you could use on Tinder this weekend.
You may as well give 'em a try, right. Here's 10 lines to consider the next time you're swipin' right.
From "Impatient"
"I can't keep my eyes off your face
Legs on top of your body
I've been waiting for so long
Girl you just don't know, no"
There's a couple different perspectives you can take when you break the ice on a dating app. This one will probably come up as a little over-bearing, but it's probably worth a try.
From "Oui"
"I wish that we could take some time
Go anywhere, baby I don’t mind
Grown man, in my suit and tie
Hey, there's no we without you and I"
This is the impresario approach, where you front like you're bigger and richer than you are. Not a bad strategy here, but make sure you have something in mind if you're promising to "go anywhere."
From "Drank"
"Said if you leave with me tonight
I won't judge you, no, no
Blame it on the drank, baby"
Of course, liquor is always a way to down-play the awkwardness of app-dating. "Drank" embraces the social lubricant, coming right out and making it a factor.
From "Feel Like Phil"
"I just did a song with 50 Cent"
When in doubt, lie your ass off. This is a VERY bold claim, but if you can pull it off, you'll have respect from the entire HotNewHipHop office.
From "Royalty"
"Club jam packed, they gon' treat us like we royalty"
Future actually spit this one. Depending on who you are, this will range from a flat-out lie to something that is totally manageable. Do you have any friends in the nightlife biz? If not, get them. Then use this line on Tuesday when they can actually put you on the guestlist.
From "Actin Up"
"I'ma treat you so special
All I need to hear is, 'Yes'"
This one's fairly straightforward, and not too outlandish for the average Joe to give it a try. Whereas some of these lines may come across as lyrics, this one could probably slide by without any questions asked.
From "Don't Tell Em"
"Rhythm is a dancer, I need a companion
Girl I guess that must be you"
If they look like they're into retro stuff, maybe try this one out. The "rhythm is a dancer" could come across as corny, or it could be just perfect. Ya never know 'til you try...
From "Woosah"
"I ain't worried about no other bitch you got me"
Very straight forward here. It's a bold move, but it might just work.
From "Worthy"
"I know these other girls can't do it like I do it
I know you ain't used to it
To the better things
Baby you deserve the better things
Let me show it, prove it
What these other hoes ain't doing
Let a real bitch do it, like I can"
This one would be cute because it's like a whole poem. It would probably work best for something who looks like they definitely want to go on adorable, movie-like dates. Jhene Aiko spits these words, hence the last line, so ladies, this one is definitely for you. (Fellas, switch 'hoes/bitch' out for whatever nouns you please.)
From "Paradise"
"Two Tylenols and a smoothie
Work out and maybe jacuzzi"
This would preferably be response for "What are you up to?" It'll make you sound way better than being at work or lurking Facebook, and will certainly engage further interest.
