"Tell Your Friends" is one of the hottest songs off The Weeknd's Beauty Behind the Madness. After Drake remixed it a few days ago, the homie Your Old Droog thought he'd try his hand at the song, in an effort officially known as "Tell Your Friends (5K Titty Mix)."
This is almost certainly the funniest rap song you will hear today. Droog regales the listener with tales of his attempts to get laid and his generally scumbaggery. "Let me be me, don't be mad that I bought Newports with EBT," he raps, the best food stamps-related line since Freddie Gibbs said, "Swiftly 'bout to stick a sweet dick in your sweetheart/ Then get some groceries off my geeker EBT card."
Go tell your droogs about it.
I ran up on her like Krit, before her man come
She said I talk real slick and I'm handsome
But I'm ghost as soon as the chick throw a tantrum
All my dudes who ain't shit, this ya anthem