Deep-fried Twinkies coming to a Walmart near you.
Hostess and Walmart are teaming up to bring you a delicacy that previously could only be found at Texas state fairs- the deep fried Twinkie.
The revolutionary new Twinkie will reportedly be available exclusively at Walmart, at least for the first year, but that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. Deep-fried Twinkies were made, specifically, for Walmart.
The new and improved golden, battered, cream filled sponge cakes will be stocked in the frozen foods section, so stoners will have to put in a little effort upon retrieving this little slice of heaven, unless they prefer their deep-fried Twinkies to be served ice cold.
The only thing missing is the star spangled banner inscribed on the front of the box because this new junk food is as America as America gets.