Waka Flocka Flame Is Running For President

Posted by , Apr 20, 2015 at 07:42pm

Today, on 4/20, Waka Flocka Flame announces his presidential candidacy.


Today (4/20), eight days after Hillary Clinton announced her presidential bid, we have a new candidate: Waka Flocka Flame. This morning, the Atlanta rapper made the official announcement: "I'm very pleased to announce today, on 4/20, the best day of the year, I will be running for president." 

Once elected, Waka's first move will be--you guessed it--complete legalization: "The president gotta have a big fat 'ol blunt." And, as commander-in-chief, he will only smoke presidential kush. He then reels off a few more top-priority mandates, including: no dogs in restaurants, no walking in public for anyone with feet bigger than size 13, and making Flocka lyrics part of the national curriculum. 

Watch his campaign announcement and tell us if Waka's got your vote. 

[via Rolling Stone]

Today, on 4/20, Waka Flocka Flame announces his presidential candidacy.

Today (4/20), eight days after Hillary Clinton announced her presidential bid, we have a new candidate: Waka Flocka Flame. This morning, the Atlanta rapper made the official announcement: "I'm very pleased to announce today, on 4/20, the best day of the year, I will be running for president." 

Once elected, Waka's first move will be--you guessed it--complete legalization: "The president gotta have a big fat 'ol blunt." And, as commander-in-chief, he will only smoke presidential kush. He then reels off a few more top-priority mandates, including: no dogs in restaurants, no walking in public for anyone with feet bigger than size 13, and making Flocka lyrics part of the national curriculum. 

Watch his campaign announcement and tell us if Waka's got your vote. 

[via Rolling Stone]

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