War has been declared against Sean “Diddy” Combs for his stating that other vodka brands are “pee pee.”

In response, Liquor Tycoon M.J. Silver, who owns Georgi Argent, has announced a press conference scheduled for today (March 25th) in Times Square to protest Diddy’s statement that “if you’re not drinking Ciroc vodka, then you’re drinking pee pee.”

Unless Diddy apologizes for his statement, Silver and others "will be putting a liter of Ciroc into a large toilet bowl and having it delivered to Diddys offices near Times Square."