And you can't even escape the friend zone once.
The notorious Mexican drug lord, Joaquin Guzman aka "El Chapo," has been in prison since January, after successfully escaping twice. The 61-year old was originally sentenced to 20 years in prison for murder and drug trafficking in 1993.
In 2001, he paid off some guards to escape a maximum security prison and 13 years later he escaped through a tunnel. Today, rumors started flying around the internet that El Chapo had broke out for the third time and twitter lost it.
As it turns out, he's still locked up [allegedly], awaiting extradition to the United States on charges of money laundering, drug trafficking, kidnapping and murder in cities that include New York, Miami and Chicago.
In any event, the memes and comments that flooded twitter after rumors that El Chapo was free once again were absolutely hilarious.
El Chapo need to teach me how to escape heartbreak— B R O C K ® (@troytheblackguy) July 8, 2016
Looks like El Chapo downloaded Pokemon Go— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) July 8, 2016
El Chapo out here escaping maximum security for the THIRD Time but I can't escape the friendzone ONCE— Bart (@YvngBart) July 8, 2016
El chapo: "hey look over there"— frank (@hdaprile_) July 8, 2016
Prison guard: *looks*
El chapo: pic.twitter.com/AuQA8adXYH
Sure El Chapo escaped from jail three times but J. Cole went platinum with no features.— RUSS BENGT$ON (@russbengtson) July 8, 2016
El Chapo out here escaping maximum security for the THIRD time and i can't even get a text back smh 😭😒😐— Michigan Gentlemen ♛ (@onikaflores) July 8, 2016
Ok, it looks like he's still locked up. Thank goodness. I was thinking they might have to put El Chapo at Arkham Asylum.— Robert Flores (@RoFlo) July 8, 2016
Live look at El Chapo escaping prison pic.twitter.com/j8WtF937Ek— scottiebeam (@ScottieBeam) July 8, 2016
BREAKING: El Chapo escapes prison not 1, not 2, but 3 times! That's a 3 peat. pic.twitter.com/AJmAwhvthI— Neechi Irving❄️ (@BigNeechi) July 8, 2016
El Chapo like pic.twitter.com/M47Fq9yU1f— scottiebeam (@ScottieBeam) July 8, 2016
El Chapo escaped prison again, and I can't even put together an entertainment center.— Robert Flores (@RoFlo) July 8, 2016
Meanwhile El Chapo escaping prison for the 3rd time like... pic.twitter.com/161lQgRJOe— AC (@ACThePlug) July 8, 2016
Reports state that El Chapo has escaped from prison for a 3rd time... pic.twitter.com/u4IU1fjyCN— Troydan (@TroydanGaming) July 8, 2016
Dawg El Chapo be in his cell like "how imma do it this time" pic.twitter.com/s5zGIXKygk— Werbenjagermanjensen (@iAM_RodWill) July 8, 2016
Clicking on the El Chapo trend like "He's done it again" pic.twitter.com/iSN2YZ6mDt— Saghaf Molana (@NinjaNultrix) July 8, 2016
When you find out El Chapo escaped from maximum security prison 3 times & you can't even sneak out of work early. pic.twitter.com/2v6cjOg7sw— ☜═㋡ J!M (◣﹏◢) (@_JMOxQ) July 8, 2016
El Chapo getting out of jail for the third time https://t.co/Kr880FqT9r— Racial Draft (@TheRaceDraft) July 8, 2016
El Chapo is the goat— Lil Bibby (@LilBibby_) July 8, 2016