Our nation needed this.
In the best news America has received in weeks, Oreo is bringing their Oreo-stuffed chocolate bars to our nation's stores, after great success in the testing grounds of Europe.
Available in two forms, this sanctimonious collaboration between Oreo and Milka will be purchasable as the Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar and as the Oreo Big Crunch Bar, both of which look phenomenal. It's been reported that the Big Crunch variation is approximately three times as large as the average candy bar because diabetes won't be that bad.
The Oreo x Milka collaboration candy bars will be available nationwide in January.
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