With hastily scribbled artwork that Michael Christmas says he drew "with crayons outside a Goodwill," the new track "Bootleg Designer" is a celebration of cheap imitations of high-end clothing brands (shoutout to Canal Street, the mecca of these things in NYC). Teaming up with Sir Michael Rocks, Christmas turns out a hilarious, endlessly quotable song.
At one point calling himself "LL Bean-ie Sigel," Christmas shows us once again that he's one of the preeminent comedic rappers of 2014 after turning out a more straight-faced verse on a Termanology record earlier today. He also raps, "I bought a pair of kicks off a homeless dude." Michael Christmas, you are one unique man.
Gotta get your shit from Chinatown, no speak engrish
You can't even say nothing funny, they start flippin
Like, 'hurry up and buy'
Bitch, we be here all the time