Kristaps Porzingis Framed For Killing "Pizza Rat" In Hilarious Animated Short

Posted by , Dec 1, 2016 at 12:30pm

K.P.P.D.


If there's one thing that New Yorkers can agree on it's their love for Kristaps Porzingis aka PorzinGod aka The Madison Square Guardian aka The Unicorn. 

That love is displayed in this hilarious animated short where "Detective Kristaps" of the NYPD is framed for the murder of Pizza Rat and the Knicks faithful come out in hoards to take a bullet for their savior, Alabaster Ewing. 

Almost everything was spot on from the "New Yorkers are never wrong" line to the brat who was crying when the Knicks drafted Porzingis and the fact that fans would actually be willing to take a bullet for #6. Just a beautiful story from start to finish, except for the part about people mourning the death of Pizza Rat. Fuck that vermin.

K.P.P.D.

If there's one thing that New Yorkers can agree on it's their love for Kristaps Porzingis aka PorzinGod aka The Madison Square Guardian aka The Unicorn. 

That love is displayed in this hilarious animated short where "Detective Kristaps" of the NYPD is framed for the murder of Pizza Rat and the Knicks faithful come out in hoards to take a bullet for their savior, Alabaster Ewing. 

Almost everything was spot on from the "New Yorkers are never wrong" line to the brat who was crying when the Knicks drafted Porzingis and the fact that fans would actually be willing to take a bullet for #6. Just a beautiful story from start to finish, except for the part about people mourning the death of Pizza Rat. Fuck that vermin.

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